Conquer age nine with the earth-shattering secrets and must-know tips they won’t teach you in school—from the New York Times-bestselling author. Nine is an awesome age. One of the best! You finally start to get the respect you deserve, but you still get to enjoy being a kid. Before kids are ready for more independence, there’s a lot they need to know. This handbook brings together the hilarious (How to Disguise Your Appearance), the helpful (How to Keep Your Head Bug-Free) and the potentially lifesaving (How to Save Someone Who’s Choking) to help kids enjoy every second of year number nine!   “These books are the best. Every kid should have them.” —Jason Segel, actor and coauthor of the Nightmares! series