This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing-a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time. Author and illustrator CHRISTOPHER BEHRENS is also an actor, screenwriter, accomplished painter, and avid cycling enthusiast. A true renaissance visionary, his thoughtful and comical but always probing and penetrating deconstructions of current trends in American taste and culture are just the sort of zip, zest, and pep welcomed in our ongoing effort for perspective in an ever more complex world. . .or maybe he's just obsessed with his penis.